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We all know by now that our awesome Wordsmither/custom t-shirt design guru, Jorie, was tormented on Halloween as a child. No, no….it’s not what you are thinking. The other children had nothing to do with the trauma that she endured and she was never egged or anything to our knowledge.

When it comes to birthday gifts, we all want to prevail and pull off finding the most awe-inspiring gift ever. Remarkable gift ideas usually take multiple brainstorming sessions before they come to fruition. One thing you should know is that you can NEVER go wrong with creating a custom t-shirt design for the next birthday gift you hand out.

Omg. If you haven’t been to Pappy’s you must go…like, right now. Seriously. Grab your keys and run out the door like a raging banshee to get to this gem of a barbecue hotspot in St. Louis. I’m kicking myself, I can’t believe I didn’t think to come up with a custom-designed t-shirt for Pappy’s sooner! If your life doesn’t change, I’ll saddle up on a hobbit and move to Middle Earth with you (actually, that could be really cool…maybe it’s best to hope your life doesn’t change upon nomming some pulled pork).

The armpit weather has lifted! (You may be sick of hearing me call it that, but what more apt description is there? Yeah, that’s what I thought). Now we can walk outside without fear of literally melting into a puddle of sweat and quit listening to our money fly away as it flows out of our air conditioners. So what does that mean? This will last for like, a week before we revert back to our bi-polar disordered, indecisive weather ways. So get up, get out, and get moving!

As a main St. Louis attraction, the St. Louis Science Center is always coming up with new and interesting ways to make onlookers go, “Holy cow!” The latest attraction? An Omnimax film about…polar bears! (…leave it to us who sell and print t-shirts to alert you of all the important things happening at the Science Center. You’re welcome!) No joke, this looks like the greatest film ever to hit theaters. I mean, come on…they’re like big squishy teddy bears, right?

Remind people to turn the faucet off when water is not needed.